Lick My Chopstick » The dodgiest news and opinion from Japan

14 Aug

Peeing Anime Figure

Available for pre-order, this anime figurine has been garnering a lot of attention in the otaku-sphere due to the fact that the package comes complete …

12 Aug

Make your own sex toy, aka the homemade cup of happiness

One chinese otaku has written a detailed report on how to make your own cup of happiness for pleasuring yourself with a simple starch-based recipe. …

12 Aug

Movie for the weekend: Symbol (2009)

A curious comedy while some describe it as a horror, this is probably a love hate movie. Whether you’ll be laughing your pants off this Saturday night or crapping in your pants, this is certainly worth a look-see.

06 Aug

Weekend Movie: Sex and Fury 1973, Reiko Ike classic

I’m a huge Reiko Ike, so this is a must have pinku movie for the collection. Not something you want to watch with your wife, mind you. Said to be the biggest influence of Tarantinos’ Kill Bill, Sexy and Fury

01 Aug

Japan is about to be destroyed from the inside, seriously

Two bits of news this week have led me to this ominous conclusion. One: Zynga, the makers of FarmVille – the worlds most addictive time-wasting …

30 Jul

Awesome shiny cosplay with Kaori Minami

As regular readers will know, I’m a big fan of girls cosplaying in anything shiny… and lets just say this is the most awesome photoset JappyDolls has ever released

23 Jul

WTF, Japan? Worst. Song. Ever.

An absolute new low in the history of lame Japanese pop songs

19 Jul

Klepto Cat Takes a Shine To Loli Underwear

The most shocking thing about this story is that the cat isn’t Japanese… A cat named Oscar has been reported by it’s owners to the Southampton …

19 Jul

Adidas recalls see-through childrens swimsuits

Only in Japan could a company “accidentally” produce swimsuits for preteen girls that happens to be see-through when wet! Approximately 4,000 offending items of swimwear …

10 Jul

Sunday Night Movie: Pandemic (2009) where Japan dies horribly due to super-virus

Pandemic (Kanzen Retto) – not sure if I should label this as a comedy or not, but it certainly looks like a professionally done movie (unlike 90% of Japan’s low budget crap) about a super-virus that threatens to entirely eradicate the population of Japan. Should be good to watch while eating dinner tonight, I think!

10 Jul

8 year old broadcaster attracts thousands of perv followers

Japanese internet sucks serious doo-doo, and generally only serves to harbor the latent paedophillic impulses in every otaku. Let’s quickly review the evidence: - Japanese translation …

25 Jun

Japan’s First Lesbian Only Legal Callgirl Service

Garden of Lily is free to operate entirely above-board as the law only restricts the sale of penis-in-vagina style straight intercourse

24 Jun

Man steals bicycle seats to pleasure himself

A 39 year old otaku perv was arrested in Tochigi prefecture for stealing some poor little girl’s bicycle seat. When police searched his home, they …

15 Jun

Random filler

A round up of random news that caught my eye and didn’t really warrant a full post anywhere. Read on for dog-kissing old women and the usual otaku antics.

13 Jun

Live out your childhood fantasies with Schoolmate 2 PC game

An exciting new release from Illusion – the makers of Rapelay, Schoolmate 2 (demo version available here) lets you have your way with all those …

01 Jun

Movie: Entrails of a Beautiful Woman

Well, here’s a shockingly horrible piece of cult Japanese pinku cinema

01 Jun

Anri Sugihara in dry bath fall shocker

Lovely little Anri Sugihara appears to have been caught with her pants down as she falls into a dry bath, revealing her shocking gold shiny knickers and bra.

25 May

Rape us little cuties

Four youngish lads dressing up in the typical Sailor style school uniform, nurse outfits and then getting ass-raped. Nice.

20 May

Criminal Woman: Killing Melody 1973

Tossed in the slammer for attacking her father’s yakuza killer, Maki (Reiko Ike) is hell-bent on avenging her fathers death

19 May

Skinniest girl porn

“Japans most slender girl”, a 19 year old university student, weighs in at a paltry 35kg.

12 May

Japanese kids getting pro hair removal treatments

One mother says she caught her elementary age daughter accidentally cut herself after trying to remove unwanted hair with a pair of scissors

24 Apr

Delivery Health flyers

Delivery Health or DERI-HERU as it’s officially called her is a legally run call-girl service. Japan newbies who come to live here are often shocked …

17 Apr

p2p-borne virus exposes J-perverts

News abounds of a new virus spreading via the crappy Japanese p2p networks Winny and Share, and it’s quite hilarious. Distributed as fake installed packages …

31 Mar

Fake loli pants for $30

Really, this is exactly why Otaku need to be shot. These fake loli panties (why is that plural, anyway?) are now sold out in the PREORDER stage from a dodgy company called brainpolice

30 Mar

Abnormally long legs

Is it just me, or do her legs looks utterly abnormal. Apparently that’s the point in this BLUE HIGHLEGS series of photosets, which always seem …

27 Mar

Momoko Matsuzaki

Peach-girl Momoko shows us how a Japanese bunny girl should really be done, shiny kink style.

26 Mar

Add your own dodgy DVD covers

If you’ve found a dodgy DVD cover then please go ahead and use the new public uplloader form below to add it to the album! …

18 Mar

Random Chinese Shiny Cosplay

Just a little something that caught my eye in the feeds today. Download the full picture set and video at [guidenude.com]. Is she cosplaying as something in particular, or did she lose a bet with her wardrobe department?

15 Mar

Britains Biggest Loser

She’s 21, has no friends (ash doesn’t count I think), and her collection takes up the whole house

10 Mar

Japanese girls get a hard on for boy maids

Another New Type Maid Cafe open in Tokyo. But looking at this picture, why are all the patrons female?

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